Plant-Based Menu

Shareables

Start the party right.

• Bavarian Pretzel — $11.50
  Buttered and salted bavarian pretzel, side of house queso.
• Trash Talker Garbage Plate — $19
  The ultimate vegan garbage plate: waffle fries, 4oz burg, mac n chz, texas chili, onions, shredduce, tomato, dirty v & weak sauce.
• Notttchos — $17.50
  Tortilla chips, chili, queso, black beans, shredduce, pico, nuclear waste.
• Beer Battered Onion Rings — $12.50
  Stout battered jumbo spanish sweet onions served choice of sauce.
• Chinese Cigars — $12
  4 crispy vegan egg rolls served w/ sweet chili sauce, cilantro.

Burgers

Add a small side of fries, coleslaw, or salad +3.50.

• Basic Betty — $12
  4oz burg, signature dirty v sauce, lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles. Add chz +1.50.
• Big Betty — $17.50
  Basic betty w/ an extra burger patty. Add chz +1.50.
• Smac Down — $14
  4oz burg, housemade mac n chz, onion, crispy onions, weak sauce, pickles.
• Dirty South — $15
  4oz burg, barbie-coup sauce, onion, texas chili, carolina slaw, mustard.
• Naughty Cowgirl — $15
  4oz burg, barbie-coup sauce, onion, cheddar cheese, beer battered onion rings, onions, smurf ranch.
• El Sucio — $14
  4oz burg, queso sauce, lettuce, pico de gallo, jalapeño, nuclear waste sauce.
• Cruisin' for a Bleusin' — $15
  4oz burg, grilled onion, mushrooms, blackening season, bleu chz, & umaro bacun.
• Patty Slaps — $14
  4oz burg, grilled onion & mushrooms, signature dirty v sauce, queso, served on texas toast.

Chik'n

Add a small side of fries, coleslaw, or salad +3.50.

• Crispy Chik'n Sando — $14
  Fried chik'n patty, hunni mustard, lettuce, pickle.
• Buffalo Chik'n Sando — $15
  Fried chik'n patty, ranch, lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle.
• Nashville Hot Chik'n Sando — $16
  Fried chik'n patty, house nashville sauce, coleslaw, mayo, pickle.
• Grilled Chik'n Caesar Wrap — $13
  Grilled chik'n strips, romaine, parmesan, caesar dressing.
• Crispy Chik'n Tendies — $13
  3 crispy chik'n tenders with choice of sauce.
• Chik'n Nuggs — $6P 8 / 12P 14
  Chik'n nuggs that will match any fast food spot around!

Dem Greenz

Fresh stuff.

• Caesar Salad — $SM 7 / LG 11.50
  Romaine, house croutons, creamy caesar dressing. Add fried or grilled chik'n +4. Gluten-free without croutons.
• Dirty Taco Salad — $14.50
  Lettuce, black beans, texas chili, queso, pico, nuclear waste, takis. Gluten-free in a bowl (no taco shell).

Dirty Dogs

Classic comfort.

• Basic Frank — $7
  Plain ol' dog w/ mustard & ketchup.
• Sloppy Coney Dog — $9
  Dog, chili, queso cheese sauce, onion, dirty v sauce.
• Carolina Dirty Dog — $10
  Dog, texas chili, carolina slaw, mustard, diced onion.
• Hawaiian Dog — $11
  Dog, grilled pineapple, crispy onion, jalapeño, barbie coup sauce.

Waffle Fry Trays

Choice of regular waffle or sweet potato waffle +2.

• Plain Janes — $8
  Basket of crispy waffle fries.
• Big Nasty — $13
  Waffle fries, chili, cheese, onion, cilantro, smurf sauce.
• Boofalo Gal — $10
  Waffle fries, buffalo weak sauce, smurf ranch.
• The Unforgivable — $10
  Waffle fries, fire-in-the-hole, nuclear, reap me a new one, japs.

Mac Attack

Oodles of noodles.

• Triple Cheese Mac — $10
  Oodles of noodles slathered in creamy cheese sauce.
• Buffalo Chik'n Mac — $15
  Mac n chz, chopped crispy chik'n, weak sauce, smurf ranch.
• Kimchee Mac — $11
  Tasty mac n cheese, tossed with grilled kimchi, crispy onion, cilantro, sesame, choice of sriracha or sweet chili sauce.

Let's Get Saucy

Dip it good.

• Smurf Ranch — $1.50
  Housemade buttermylk ranch.
• Barbie Coup — $1.50
  Jalapeño bourbon bbq.
• Dirty V Sauce — $1.50
  Our signature special sauce.
• Cheese Sauce — $3
  Tangy, yummy, saucy, nut free.
• Fire in the Hole — $1.50
  Spicy sriracha gochujang aioli.
• Hunni Mustard — $1.50
  Our blend of mustard & agave.
• Reap Me A New One — $1.50
  Carolina reaper aioli.
• Nuclear Waste — $1.50
  Cilantro & jalapeño.

Shakes

Upgrade any shake to THC +5 or make it boozy.

• Basic AF — $10
  Choice of vanilla or chocolate. Upgrade to: strawberry +2, oreo +2, cookie dough +3.
• S'mores — $13
  Chocolate soft serve with vegan marshmellow and graham cracker.
• Cookie Monster — $14
  Vanilla soft serve with blue spirulina, chocolate chip cookie dough, oreo, vegan marshmellow, topped with a chocolate chip cookie.
• Strawberry Shortcake — $12
  Strawberry milkshake with strawberry shortcake crumble, whipped topping and strawberry drizzle.
• Biscoff Turtle — $12
  Chocolate soft serve, caramel, biscoff cookie crumbles topped with whipped topping, chocolate and biscoff cookies.
• Nannerpuddin' — $13
  Vanilla soft serve with fresh banana and golden oreo cookie topped with whipped cream.
• Matcha Strawberry — $12
  Matcha and strawberry puree blended into vanilla soft serve and layered.
• Strawberry Jalapeño — $13
  Vanilla soft serve blended with strawberry and a jalapeño infused simple syrup.

Signature Cocktails

Crafted libations.

• Dirty Girl Margarita — $10
  Tequila blanco, orange liquor, lime, pink cactus lemonade, black lava salt.
• Slush Life — $13
  Weldon Mill's gin, pama liquer, frozen lemonade.
• Trashy Lil' Mermaid — $13
  Silver rum, coconut rum, blue curacao, pineapple, soda, pearl sprinkle rim, cherry.
• Nemo Needs an Uber — $14
  Aperol, lemoncello, true colors cava, soda, orange.
• Drunk Tank — $14
  Smirnoff sour berry lemon, lemon lime soda, popping boba.
• The Lily Pad — $14
  Astral blanco tequila, jalapeño simple, fresh sour, lime slush.
• Drippygria — $14
  House wine, blackberry brandy, muddled tropical fruit, citrus soda, topped w/ strawberry popsicle.

Cannabis Infused

Add THC to any beverage for additional cost.

• Pineapple Express — $14
  10mg SRhemp delta 9, pineapple juice, ginger soda, lime.

Draft Beer

Local brews on tap.

• Science Pest IPA — $8
  Lynnwood Brewing. 7.2% ABV - Hazy IPA.
• Dopey Old Man — $8
  Lynnwood Brewing - Brown Ale.
• Salted Watermelon Gose — $8
  Carolina Brewing - Gose.
• Lynnwood Light — $8
  Lynnwood Brewing. 4.5% ABV - Light Golden.
• Up N At Em — $8
  Compass Rose Brewing. 6.3% ABV - Coffee Porter.

Bottles, Cans & Cider

Ready to crack.

• Bottled Beer — $5
  Modelo, Corona, Pacifico, or Dos Equis.
• Black Widow Cider — $7
  Original Sin. 6% ABV - Blackberry Apple Cider.
• Tidal Break — $8
  Compass Rose Brewing. 7% ABV - West Coast IPA.
• Mighty Swell Tropic — $7
  5% ABV Hard Seltzer. Choice of papaya punch, blood orange, mango raspberry, or pineapple.

Wine & Bubbles

Ask your server for our house selections.

• House Selections
  Rotating sparkling & still wines by the glass — ask your server.

Allergen information

Our kitchen handles soy, wheat, and tree nuts. Tell our team about an allergy before ordering; we cannot guarantee an allergen-free meal.

Visit The Dirty V

• Monday–Thursday: 11am–10pm
• Friday: 11am–2am
• Saturday: 10am–2am
• Sunday: 10am–10pm

Weekend brunch is served Saturday and Sunday from 10am–3pm. The Dirty V uses counter service; reservations are not offered for regular dining.