The Dirty V

grub.

Disclaimer: Our food coloring is derived from natural ingredients like beets. No artificial dyes are in the sauces. Our products are all nut free, we do have gluten-free options (except the hot dog).

Welcome to the slopfest

I LIKE BIG BURGS & I CANNOT LIE

We use Impossible for our burgers • You can sub a Black Bean Patty for No Charge. Gluten Free Options Available.

Basic Betty

4 oz Hand Patty w/ Dirty V Sauce, Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, Burger, Pickles + (add cheez +1.5)

12

Big Betty

Basic Betty Burg w/ An Extra Patty + (add cheez +1.5)

15

SMac Down

4 oz Hand Patty, Housemade Mac n Chz, weak sauce, onion, crispy onions, pickles

14

Dirty South

4 oz Hand Patty, jalapeño bourbon bbq sauce, onion, texas chili, carolina slaw, mustaa

13

Lil' Kim 🌶

4 oz Hand Patty, Housemade Kimchi, Fire in the Hole Sauce

14

Naughty Cowgirl 🌶

4 oz Hand Patty, barbie-coup sauce, onion, cheddar cheese, crispy onions, Smurf ranch

14

El Sucio 🌶🌶

4 oz Hand Patty, nuclear waste sauce, lettuce, tomato, onion, queso sauce, jalapeño, cilantro

14

Patty Slaps

Bigazz 6 oz Hand Patty, Texas Toast, Grilled Onion, Dirty V Sauce, queso sauce

14

DIRTY DOGS

Basic Frank

Plain Ol' Dog w/ Mustard & Ketchup

7 Sloppy Coney Dawg

dog, chili, queso chz, onion, dirty v sauce, house pickle relish

9

Carolina Dirty Dawg

Dog, Chili, Slaw, Mustard, Diced Onion

9

BAHN CHI Bow Wow 🌶

Dog, Housemade Kimchi, Fire in the Hole Sauce, Jalapeño, Cilantro

9

CHIK'N

6 or 12 Piece Chik'n Nugget

Impossible Chik' Nuggs that will match any fast food spot around.

6.5 / 13

Fried Chik'n Sando

vegan chik'n patty, hunni mustard, lettuce, pickle on soft white roll

12

GIMME SOME WAFFLE FRIES

PLAIN JANE

basket of crispy waffle fries (add a dip +1)

6.5 Big Nasty

Chili, Cheese, Onion, Cilantro, Smurf Ranch

12 Trash Talker 🌶

The Ultimate Vegan Garbage Plate
Fries, Patty, Mac n Chz, Chili, Onions, Shredduce, Tomato, Dirty V Sauce, Weak Sauce

15 BOOFALO Gal 🌶

buffalo weak sauce, smurf ranch

8 The Unforgivable 🌶🌶🌶

IF YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW. Fries, Fire in the Hole Sauce, Reaper Me a New One Sauce

9

MAC ATTACK

Simple smac down

Oodles of Noodles Slathered in Creamy Cheese Sauce

8

Signature Kimchee Mac 🌶

tasty Mac n cheese, tossed with Grilled Kimchi Gochujang Sauce, Crispy Onion, Cilantro

13

Chico Malo 🌶

Mac topped w/ jalapeño, nuclear waste sauce, chili, cilantro

12

Atomic Mac 🌶🌶🌶

Mac Topped w/ reap-me-a-new one sauce, smurf ranch, and jalapeños toreados

12

WEEKEND BREAKFAST

SATURDAY & SUNDAY ONLY • 11AM - 3PM

THE DIRTY GRIDDLE

Impossible sausage, vegan egg, chz served on a pancake bun

13.5 Fresh baked bagel

fresh bagel, toasted w/ your choice of toppings
vegan butter (included)
jelly +.50 / mixed berry • grape • strawberry
cream cheese +2.50 / plain • strawberry • veggie

3.5 + add

LOX OF LOVE BAGEL

toasted bagel, cream cheese, housemade carrot salmon "lox", dill, cucumbers, tomatoes, onions, capers

11.75 BACUN, EGG, CHZ SANDO

Vegan bacun, egg & chz served on texas toast

12 The Little Donkey Breakfast Burrito

vegan egg, Impossible sausage, queso, hashbrowns, jalapeño toriatos, onion, tomato and cilantro wrapped in a large tortilla served with a side of nuclear waste sauce