The Dirty V

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Welcome to the slopfest

I LIKE BIG BURGS & I CANNOT LIE

We use Impossible for our burgers • You can sub a Black Bean Patty for No Charge.  Gluten Free Options Available.

Basic Betty

4 oz Hand Patty w/ Dirty V Sauce, Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, Burger, Pickles + (add cheez +1.5)

12

Big Betty

Basic Betty Burg w/ An Extra Patty + (add cheez +1.5)

15

SMac Down

4 oz Hand Patty, Housemade Mac n Chz, weak sauce, onion, crispy onions, pickles

14

Dirty South

4 oz Hand Patty, jalapeño bourbon bbq sauce, onion, texas chili, carolina slaw, mustaa

13

Lil' Kim 🌶

4 oz Hand Patty, Housemade Kimchi, Fire in the Hole Sauce

14

Naughty Cowgirl 🌶

4 oz Hand Patty, barbie-coup sauce, onion, cheddar cheese, crispy onions, Smurf ranch

14

El Sucio 🌶🌶

4 oz Hand Patty, nuclear waste sauce, lettuce, tomato, onion, queso sauce, jalapeño, cilantro

14

Patty Slaps

Bigazz 6 oz Hand Patty, Texas Toast, Grilled Onion, Dirty V Sauce, queso sauce

14

DIRTY DOGS

Basic Frank

Plain Ol' Dog w/ Mustard & Ketchup

7

Sloppy Coney Dawg

dog, chili, queso chz, onion, dirty v sauce, house pickle relish​

9

Carolina Dirty Dawg

Dog, Chili, Slaw, Mustard, Diced Onion

9

BAHN CHI Bow Wow 🌶

Dog, Housemade Kimchi, Fire in the Hole Sauce, Jalapeño, Cilantro

9

CHIK'N

6 or 12 Piece Chik'n Nugget

Rebellyous Chik' Nuggs that will match any fast food spot around.

6.5 / 13

Fried Chik'n Sando

vegan chik'n patty, hunni mustard, lettuce, pickle on soft white roll

12

GIMME SOME WAFFLE FRIES

PLAIN JANE

basket of crispy waffle fries (add a dip +1)

6.5

Big Nasty

Chili, Cheese, Onion, Cilantro, Smurf Ranch

12

Trash Talker 🌶

The Ultimate Vegan Garbage Plate
Fries, Patty, Mac n Chz, Chili, Onions, Shredduce, Tomato, Dirty V Sauce, Weak Sauce

19

BOOFALO Gal 🌶

buffalo weak sauce, smurf ranch

8

The Unforgivable 🌶🌶🌶

IF YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW. Fries, Fire in the Hole Sauce, Reaper Me a New One Sauce

9

MAC ATTACK

Simple smac down

Oodles of Noodles Slathered in Creamy Cheese Sauce

8

Signature Kimchee Mac 🌶

tasty Mac n cheese, tossed with Grilled Kimchi Gochujang Sauce, Crispy Onion, Cilantro

13

Chico Malo 🌶

Mac topped w/ jalapeño, nuclear waste sauce, chili, cilantro

12

Atomic Mac 🌶🌶🌶

Mac Topped w/ reap-me-a-new one sauce, smurf ranch, and jalapeños toreados

12

DEM GREENZ

Caesar Salad

romaine, vegan parm, housemade caesar dressing

SM - 6.50 / L - 11.50

WEEKEND BREAKFAST

SATURDAY & SUNDAY ONLY • 11AM - 3PM

THE DIRTY GRIDDLE

Impossible sausage, vegan egg, chz served on a pancake bun

13.5

Fresh baked bagel

fresh bagel, toasted w/ your choice of toppings
vegan butter (included)
jelly +.50 / mixed berry • grape • strawberry
cream cheese +2.50 / plain • strawberry • veggie

3.5 + add

LOX OF LOVE BAGEL

toasted bagel, cream cheese, housemade carrot salmon "lox", dill, cucumbers, tomatoes, onions, capers

11.75

BACUN, EGG, CHZ SANDO

Vegan bacun, egg & chz served on texas toast

12

The Little Donkey Breakfast Burrito

vegan egg, Impossible sausage, queso, hashbrowns, jalapeño toriatos, onion, tomato and cilantro wrapped in a large tortilla served with a side of nuclear waste sauce

13

BRUNCH BURGER

4 oz hand patty w/ vegan egg, bacun, lto, dirty v sauce with slice of cheese

15.5

PANCAKES

3 house-made oat-based fluffy buttermilk pancakes topped w/ vegan butter and served with a side of syrup
add whipped cream +2
add strawberries +1

12

French Toast Stix & Syrup

5 brioche style French toast stix served with powdered sugar and syrup for dipping

7

THE ULTIMATE DUMPSteR FIRE Tray

mac n chz, 2 hashbrown patties, vegan egg, sausage patty, bacun, tomato, onion, hot sauce, smurf ranch

18

SIDES

Hashbrown Patty • +$3.00
Impossible Sausage • +$3.00
Umaro Bacun • +$3.00
Vegan Egg • +$3.00
Jelly • +$0.50
Syrup • +$.50

LITTLE MESSES

size does matter. kid's 12 & under only • must be purchased with adult entree

Big Cheez

2 Slices Cheddar Cheez Melted Between 2 Pieces of Texas toast

6

Lil' Betty

Plain Burger w/ Ketchup & Mustard + (add cheez +1.5)

7

Lil' Frank

Plain Dog w/ Ketchup & Mustard

7

GET SAUCY

Smurf Ranch

Housemade buttermilk Ranch but BLUE

1

Dirty V Sauce

Our Signature special sauce

1

Barbie Coup Sauce

She's Sweet w/ a Kick, Sriracha jalapeño bourbon BBQ Sauce

1

House Cheese Sauce

tangy, yummy, SAUCY

3

Fire in the Hole Sauce

Spicy Sriracha gochujang aioli

1

Weaksauce

Mildish Buffalo

1

Reap Me a New One Sauce

Chyeah, You'll Feel It In The Mornin'. She's a CAROLINA REAPER Girl.

1

Nuclear Waste Sauce

Cilantro & Jalapeño sauce

1

SHAKE IT UP & SWEETS

Basic AF Vanilla SHake

A Basic Vanilla Shake

8.50​

Basic AF STRAWBERRY SHAke

A Basic strawberry Shake

8.50​

Basic AF Chocolate SHAKE

A Basic Chocolate Shake

8.50​

Root Beer Float

A Basic Chocolate Shake

8

SoFt SERVE SWIRL

in a cup or a cone • chocolate / Vanilla / swirl

6

CONFETTI GRAFFITI Cake

actually a slice of cake • confetti sprinkles, vanilla with buttercream frosting

8.50

PUMPKIN SPICE CAKE

actually a slice of cake • pumpkin spice and everything nice

8.50

COCKTAILS

House Margarita

tequila blanco, triple sec, house-made sour, fresh lime, splash of citrus soda

12

Mudslide

vegan coffee liquer, baileys almande, chocolate & vanilla soft serve, oatmilk (a boozy shake!)

13

sparkling Strawberry Lemonade

strawberry vodka, house strawberry lemonade, lemon-lime soda

11

CAROLINA Mule

bourbon, all-natural ginger beer, fresh lime juice

12

Disclaimer: Please inform your server of any allergies or dietary restrictions. While we strive to accommodate special requests, please be aware that our facility is not certified allergen-free. We source plant-based products, but cannot guarantee that our suppliers’ manufacturing processes are completely free from allergens or cross-contamination. Customers with severe allergies should exercise caution and discretion when dining with us. Our facility contains gluten, soy, wheat, and nuts.